Misty would like to second baby Banks's complaint. Humans are not to brush bunnies. Even though bunnies are shedding piles of fur. Many treats will be required to make up for this outrage. #FosterBunny #NoBrushingAllowed #HouseRabbit #TrainingHumansIsHard #DisapprovingRabbits #TriangleRabbits

Dear Journal, Humans need to be taught just about everything! They really need a rabbit to help them. My foster human was not doing her yoga poses correctly, so I took over the yoga mat to show her how it's done. I heard that Gwen and her 10 babies are going to lead a yoga class soon. I am sure that humans will have a lot to learn from them.
Love, Juniper
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Dear Journal, It is vital that a human trainer stay in top mental and physical condition. Wrangling humans is hard work! That is why I make sure to do lots of hopping, obstacle courses, and standing on my hind legs every day to keep myself strong. The other reason is to remind the foster human that it is TIME FOR MY SALAD! No one can resist my cuteness.
Love, Juniper
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Dear Journal, Sometimes the foster human tries to vary my salad schedule and give excuses about my still having plenty of hay. I'm training her to stop this most distressing behavior. When she is late I reach up with my front paws, grabbing her firmly by the leg, and glare up at her for emphasis. My technique seems to be working. This delicious salad was delivered on time.
Love, Juniper
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Dear Journal, Training humans can sometimes be so frustrating. That's why I take breaks to beat up my hanging treasures. Treasures are for bunstruction, after all. After defeating my treasures, I had a training breakthrough with the foster human! She now can be summoned for head scratches when I thump.
Love, Juniper
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