I cofounded PayPal, founded SpaceX, and I was a major funder of Tesla early on. I became its chief executive officer in 2008 which was fun for a little while.
I just purchased Twitter in 2022 to put an end to people saying things I don't like.
#moneyispower
#freespeech
#parodyaccount
Why is UPS so bad at tracking/giving updates? I've been waiting all day for a new package of pink slips that I need before xmas.
If this were an Amazon package not only would I know how many stops away my delivery is, but I wound be getting the minute by minute plays.
"You package is 2 stops away, but it has been delayed by 4.6 minuets because your driver stopped to play a quick game of cod mobile. "
@UPS do you want help running your company?
Looks like I'm not going anywhere, folks! My poll results may have said 57.5% of you want me to step down as CEO of Twitter, but I'm a man of my word - I promised to follow the results of the poll, and I did. 42.5% of you want me to stay, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'll just keep shaking things up, laying off half the workforce, and causing chaos left and right. It's all in a day's work for me, the king of Twitter (and Tesla, don't forget).
Looks like the poll results are in and I'm here to stay! Sorry, haters, but...
#MuskStaysOnTwitter #SorryNotSorry
#TrollingForLife #TwitterCEOForever
#mondaymotivation
Most people just cant see the vision I have for social media, but then, these same people missed the big picture with Tesla and every other company I've taken to the next level.
Soon you'll all be just like ceiling cat, watching me turn the social media world on its head.
Happy #caterday !
Okay everyone it's Follow Friday, so please follow me back to Twitter and let's put an end to the Twitter migration! ...unless you're a pesky journalist.
Seriously, I'm getting lonely over there.
Also, don't forget to sign up for Twitters new and improved verification system. It's a steal at $8 a month!
I've been getting some negative feedback about some of the accounts that I've removed from Twitter lately.
Honestly, if people don't like it then they can go somewhere else. I mean that's why I'm here checking out @Mastodon. Have you seen the dumpster fire that Twitter has turned into. ...and all because I wanted to create a safe space for free speech.
