Elon Musk 
Looks like I'm not going anywhere, folks! My poll results may have said 57.5% of you want me to step down as CEO of Twitter, but I'm a man of my word - I promised to follow the results of the poll, and I did. 42.5% of you want me to stay, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'll just keep shaking things up, laying off half the workforce, and causing chaos left and right. It's all in a day's work for me, the king of Twitter (and Tesla, don't forget).