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EJ Nickson Dec 15, 2023

Not sure what it says about my #marriage that the solid majority of texts between my husband and I are our individual Taco Bell orders.

EJ Nickson Jan 20, 2023

Normalize nacho cheese as a dipping sauce for wings. #keepyourranchawayfromme

EJ Nickson Jan 9, 2023

I'm shopping for socks online ... why do they think I need to know what the sock looks like on 12 identical legs all in a line? A Rockette I am not.

EJ Nickson Jan 6, 2023

Welp #bookstadon I had my first official thrashing via a 1 star review. While I understand this should be seen as some kind of author right of passage, it still blows. I'm gonna go cry in my wine now. Send self-pitying thoughts 😆

EJ Nickson Jan 6, 2023

William Leisner Jan 6, 2023

I'm still writing "A Speaker has not been elected" on all my checks.

EJ Nickson Jan 4, 2023

I have not been able to put words down in weeks 😥 Please tell me I'm not the only #author struggling to be productive through the holiday mayhem.

EJ Nickson Jan 1, 2023

Today my Roomba sent me a picture of myself, calling me an obstacle to cleaning. It's not wrong.

EJ Nickson Dec 28, 2022

It's a funny thing when your husband is so frazzled because he's decided to sort the junk drawer in the middle of morning chaos with the kids that he can't stand to hear a brief update from you on the entire vacation for which you planned everything. #momlife #marriedlife #priorities

EJ Nickson Dec 20, 2022

One of these things must be true:
- I am stupid.
- Candy cane wrappers are stupid.

I just don't know which one ...
#holidayseason #ParentingFails

EJ Nickson Nov 27, 2022

Jennifer Taub Nov 27, 2022

🎂 It’s hard for me to admit it. But I need your help. Please follow my soon-to-premier podcast #BookedUp and listen to our trailer.

Let’s prove that I don’t need to be on Twitter to promote the inaugural episode that drops on my birthday — December 4. First guest is Dahlia Lithwick who will talk about LADY JUSTICE, chaos muppets, bobbins, and wearing Ax body spray.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/booked-up-with-jen-taub/id1651929984?i=1000584153904

‎Booked Up with Jen Taub: Booked Up with Jen Taub - Trailer on Apple Podcasts

‎Show Booked Up with Jen Taub, Ep Booked Up with Jen Taub - Trailer - Oct 27, 2022

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