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@eeyorc
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Me mighty orc warrior, who lost job. Now me work for humans, drive Prius, and have cat. Also, chased by angry villagers with pitchforks, which is lame.
@Rachelburch for some reason I thought if the. Abbey Road album cover when I saw this. 😂
@lydiaschoch me recommend beef
@lowqualityfacts Instead he wants it on the backs of four elephants riding a giant turtle.
@williampietri was there a magic ring in it?
@lowqualityfacts i do the same, but with a Matt Damon costume.
@CrockettForReal I tried it and it was okay. Was I supposed to open the packet first?
I’m taking the plunge.
Just because my ex-mob-of-angry-villagers cheated on me, that doesn’t mean I have to be alone and unchased.
“There’s plenty of angry mobs with pitchforks in the sea”, my mom would say.
So I’m setting up my profile on VillagR. Wish me luck!
#humor #orcs
@donni pigeons already know...
@lowqualityfacts it had a whole Jane Goodall-primates thing to it.