Drunk Eskimo

@drunkeskimo
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DONALD! Has only got one ball!!
Kristi! Has two but very small
Bondi, is rather similar,
But poor Miller, has no balls at all
@stevevladeck.bsky.social I am replying simply because I have had too much whiskey to actually read Anthony right now. When I’m sober I’m going to read this, I think

Imagine knowing how a device will actually perform in your home before you buy it 💡 We're building a database to make that happen!

Read our blog to find out how you can contribute 👇🏼

#HomeAssistant #SmartHome #HomeAutomation
https://www.home-assistant.io/blog/2026/02/02/about-device-database/

How we'll build the device database, together

We're building a device database to help everyone make better choices for their smart home. Discover our plans and how you can help shape them.

Home Assistant
DoOJ. Department of Obstructing Justice
Everything I see reminds me that I have a gigantic fucktard of a person for a president. He’s filled the entire administration with other gigantic fucktards. He’s got smaller gigantic fucktards willing to do his bidding. These smaller fucktards are just gonna ignore every bit of the constitution And what, I’m gonna call my congressman? A slightly less gigantic fucktard? The fucking fuck am I supposed to do?

I don’t understand the endgame. Like, it’s AI generated content which costs money, then it’s AI generated replies which costs money. To what, serve ads to bots? 1 in 5, or 10, or 100 visits being a real person?

They’re pouring so much money to make something appear human, thus taking away the things that made social media special (if sometimes problematic), humans.

They’re trying to figure out how to monetize people having a conversation, then remove the people

#ai #rant #makeitmakesense

There was so much snow over the last couple weeks, clearing snow off gave Miso roof access. She loves it

#dogsofmastodon #winter #snow

@jik funnily enough, I named my home security system Sauron, because his eye sees all. But it’s on a system I control, no reporting home, because home is at home.

However, fuck Palantir, fucking fuck every single one of these guys that read Tolkien and decided that “yes, this villain is exactly what world needs”

It’s so universal for these ducks. My home system can be named that because it’s my home system. They want every part of your life controlled by them

PRACTICAL ENGINEERING: So here's a video about sawing a dam in half on purpose

ME: Oh please let there be some wonderful bullshit here

GRADY: So the short version is that the concrete got cancer

ME: GOD I love this channel

Draw me like one of your French Breads
#CatsOfMastodon #cats #bread