derpudel
@derpudel@mstdn.party
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Augie Ray🤣 The McDonald’s Trump “worked” at has been getting so many fake reviews on Yelp, Yelp has stopped new comments from being added. Here are a few:
“Customer service was a joke. Senile old man got bronzer on my fries, didn’t wear gloves.”
“The fries were too salty as if someone who lost a major election had been crying over them for an hour.”
“The person who was at the drivethrough vaguely resembled someone who I saw on the news for being a convicted felon.”
Koree A. Smith 
This election will really only come down to whether or not enough people are willing to vote against a fascist liar. #Debate
RJThank you, President Biden, for recognizing this injustice. The pardons should have occurred when the ban on homosexuality in the military was lifted. This is long overdue.
Nevertheless, this is a great action.
Biden Pardons LGBTQ+ Veterans Convicted of Being Gay:
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/biden-pardons-lgbtq-veterans-convicted-1235046865/
Peter Drake HAS MOVED*deep breath*
Okay, people, that was rough. Remember, though, most Americans get it. The GOP has only won the popular vote for President ONCE since 1988. We can still do this. There are a lot of twists and turns to come.
Also, let's make damned sure that both houses of Congress are Democratic.
FloonI really hope that Trump's nonstop lies get pounded on relentlessly in the next few days. They have to get pounded on, and the press needs to call balls and strikes on that, instead of just talking and talking and talking about appearances. #PresidentialDebate #debate2024 #Debate
New addition. “Diva”. 4 month old mini poodle. Very athletic, strong tracking nose already. #FutureChampion #poodles #minipoodle More than a pretty face!
Trump posts on social media means Nothing. Mere faint noises in the background. #truthsocial #trump
DarthdzlWe already knew you were a bit of a conspiracy theory driven dipshit, Bease, but if that type of paranoia, hatred, and toxic masculinity is the shit you're passing on to your kids, you're a horrible father in addition to being a failure as a human being.
#LiveAndLetLive #Conspiracy #ConspiracyTheories #Transphobia #Homophobia #ToxicMasculinity
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Dallas Cowboys Ex Cole Beasley Rips Caleb Williams' Painted Fingernails in 'Pedophilia' Rant
This little guy has joined a rowdy band of juvenile sparrows inhabiting my backyard this winter. He’s obviously an escaped pet. My amazement is how he’s survived our sub-freezing temps and a couple of snow storms. Since he’s a tropical species, I can’t figure out how he makes it through our winter weather. He showed up in mid-October. Any ornithologists out there who can provide insight? #birds #parakeets #backyardbirds #birdfeeders #WildBirds