Deedles 🏳️‍🌈

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My name is De, I’m a 30 year old asexual lesbian in Canada. Currently questioning whether I’m #agender . I’m into DnD, cozy video games, tattoos, and digital art. Graphic design is my career, so you’ll probably see some of that too. 
Currently obsessed with #StrangerThings and specifically #Steddie .
NameDe
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Are you a #sexworker? Do you want access to business resources and a community that understands the ups and downs of sex work? Hit me up, and let's talk about the Hive!!!

@thehive is a collective of sex workers who believe all ethical sex work should be decriminalized and normalized in the business industry. We accomplish this by providing sex workers with community, training, and assistance in business management and security practices.

men would rather terrorize a summer camp in a hockey mask on a random friday than go to therapy

The fun part about games is that you can't copyright gameplay mechanics. So just make D&D with different names for everything.

Elves are now Jeremies
Orcs are Tronks
Humans are Dreks
Hit Dice are now Ouchie Rollers

Lay on Hands? More like Health Grope.

I hate the framing of breast implants as “fake” or opposed to “natural” boobs. I want positive words for both. I’m going with boobs that are “homegrown” or “modern marvels.”
My mom abandoned me when I was young because she thought being a yoga instructor was more important than being a mother and I remember watching her drive away as I stood in the doorway, crying “mamaste.”
So much this:
I feel bad when I go to delete an app from my iPhone because they all start shaking with fear wondering which one is about to die.

me: *screaming into the abyss"

the abyss: this could have been an email

The number of times I’ve been mistaken for my partner’s mom when going with them to appointments is hilarious. #heightdifference