Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.
Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.
But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.
I also administer https://discuss.systems/
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Yesterday we saw someone we love. She has Alzheimer's.
This is why they can demonize science and scientists as much as they fucking want and we won't stop caring about science and fighting for science to exist, and continue, and serve all of us, and to protect the scientists who can give us breakthroughs.
It is the only thing that has ever given us more time with the people we love.
"I don’t know how to run a community forum in this future. I do not have the time or emotional energy to screen out regular attacks by Large Language Models, with the knowledge that making the wrong decision costs a real human being their connection to a niche community."
https://aphyr.com/posts/389-the-future-of-forums-is-lies-i-guess
...there's an entire subreddit for this?
subsequent thoughts:
- should we offer them an AirTag collar like the one we put on Miso?
- wait, can you even put a collar on a snake?
- ...of course that exists: https://www.inverse.com/article/3305-this-patent-for-a-snake-leash-didn-t-let-logic-get-in-the-way-of-cool
currently attempting to use an ethernet interface called "enp8s0f0npf0vf1" and cannot help but think
STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
Just saw a post from someone in my neighborhood asking for help finding their "BIG lost python" that may have escaped into the park.
This is not the first time.
I don't think it's even the same neighbor who lost a giant python before.
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