Dan Ports

@dan@discuss.systems
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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/
Really love how this week's email from my CSA starts off with a Pride message about resistance and then immediately pivots into talking about the joys of garlic scapes.

Ahahah my employer posted photos of us hoisting and flying the trans flag outside the aquarium and the haters are so angry it’s so funny they’re trying to say fish aren’t gay and people are like uhh some of our fish do actually change genders

#LGBTQ #Trans #Pride

@mcc I, as a cis man, am more free because trans people exist and can live as themselves
Someone recently told me that they knew of multiple people who thought that women only go to CS grad school to find husbands, and there are so many obvious things wrong with that statement, but I want to focus on: wouldn’t… *literally any other option* be better?
If we are all at the trans march who is watching the internet
How can a society function like this https://discuss.systems/@dev/114757649111622275

@Viss Silly story time...
A _long_ time ago at a devcon I mentioned how stupid some IoT was and said that it would be fun to hack on but that they were too expensive for a joke...

Unfortunately the guy sitting next to me organised a whip round and $100 later I was kinda committed to hacking on a toothbrush.

In the end I tied it to voicemail so that it said "Mr Panton is brushing his teeth right now, but will be available to take your call in 97 seconds". There may be a video somewhere.

uhhhhhhhhh
so... i have a home assistant install with me for my demo.

it lives on a raspi. which has bluetooth onboard.

someone at con brought a bluetooth toothbrush. and home assistant found it. and i added it.

soo... now im tracking a bluetooth toothbrush at a security con.

A political scientist recently wrote that the Trump admin “is trying to kill American higher education.” There should be no doubt that he’s right.

When making a list of the White House’s authoritarian tactics, be sure to include “trying to dictate how universities operate” to the growing list. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/university-virginia-president-jim-ryan-resigned-pressure-trump-rcna215620

Why the University of Virginia’s president will resign under pressure from Trump admin

The Trump administration demanded the ouster of the University of Virginia’s president, Jim Ryan. Unfortunately, he complied.

MSNBC
very very happy to announce my and @wilbowma's paper "Type Universes as Kripke Worlds" at ICFP 2025 this year 🎉 🌐 🌌
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Surreally, @notypes then hopped over to ISCA to collect his honorable mention for the SIGARCH dissertation award. I can’t think of a more appropriate recognition of the unique way Rachit’s work spans two research traditions. Congratulations, Rachit—it’s extremely well deserved!
@adrian Whoa congratulations @notypes, very well deserved!