cella 
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can i have some of your hair
Han Solo CupYou snooze, you win. Congrats on the nice nap.
Witchy Woman π±πΎπΎNew neighbor came over and said "I'm required by state law to introduce myself." Odd pickup line, but guess who has a date tonight, guys!
MidgeIβm a closet claustrophobic
β’οΈ Captain Antagonist β’οΈA Corn Pops commercial plays in the background while Batman gets ready to stop a crime. "Gotta have my pops" chimes the Bat-TV.
Suddenly Batman breaks down and starts crying. "Same" he whispers in that Batman voice.
Stef KeegsSay βcurly wurlyβ in a Scottish accent and never be able to say it any other way again.
Block Me AmadeusWhen in disgrace with fortune and menβs eyes
I all alone beweep my outcast woe,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And ask whence camest thou, Cotton Eye Joe
I all alone beweep my outcast woe,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And ask whence camest thou, Cotton Eye Joe
Uncle Duke 
π£ππ₯π€π‘ππ€π£ π«ππππ’ππ©πβ’receiving a "meeting cancelled" email is better than sex and its not even close