@pluralistic Just finished reading Red Team Blues and starting The Bezzle; they are SO FUCKING GOOD.

Please tell me that Picks & Shovels will *not* be the last Marty Hinch story.... for the love of god, it will not be the last one...right?

never ask:

a man - his salary
a woman - her age
your german grandparents - why they live in argentina

my new track "sensation" is out now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkK6KHchMPQ

fuck fuck fuck my transition to old man is happening

i just got mad at someone leaving a cupboard door open

wtf wtf wtf

nobody:

rfk jr: i ever tell u guys about this comfy grassy knoll i use to nap on in texas?

so these men finish in under 10 seconds and they get a gold medal

i finish in under 10 seconds and she tells me to delete her number

i want to go to there

https://petapixel.com/2024/07/30/a-glimpse-of-canon-heaven-at-the-2024-paris-olympics/