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@pluralistic Just finished reading Red Team Blues and starting The Bezzle; they are SO FUCKING GOOD.

Please tell me that Picks & Shovels will *not* be the last Marty Hinch story.... for the love of god, it will not be the last one...right?

never ask:

a man - his salary
a woman - her age
your german grandparents - why they live in argentina

my new track "sensation" is out now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkK6KHchMPQ

Paz - Sensation | Healing + Meditation + Yoga

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*screaming out my car window to the cyclist* the olympics are over u can stop being a loser
self destruct forgot password

fuck fuck fuck my transition to old man is happening

i just got mad at someone leaving a cupboard door open

wtf wtf wtf

me: hey babe when is hanukkah this year
wife:

nobody:

rfk jr: i ever tell u guys about this comfy grassy knoll i use to nap on in texas?

so these men finish in under 10 seconds and they get a gold medal

i finish in under 10 seconds and she tells me to delete her number

A Glimpse of Canon Heaven at the 2024 Paris Olympics

Look inside the Canon Professional Services (CPS) at the 2024 Paris Olympic Games to see the vast numbers of cameras and lenses.

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