1st yoga class, 1st minute. We’re just breathing. I start to cry. WTH?
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Doing nothing is still doing something
A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCI've been getting into writing a lot of short fiction.
I call them 'to do lists'
Counselor: what do you mean by dark thoughts?
Me: famous meme animals like doge and that white cat with the salad are probably all dead by now
Counselor: <starts crying>
potentate hawtshotSometimes life gives you too much character-buliding
One of the top signs I am old is I own a backscratcher.
Hello tinnitus my old friend
A few more shows until the end
Because a ringing loudly pealing
Is interfering with my sleeping
And the damage that was planted in my ears
It’s souvenirs
Of the sound of concerts
A few more shows until the end
Because a ringing loudly pealing
Is interfering with my sleeping
And the damage that was planted in my ears
It’s souvenirs
Of the sound of concerts
Hotter, More Cross BunnyAre there any states where marriage between myself and my own lasagna is legal? I SAY, WHERE ARE MY LASAGNA AND I WELCOME TO SHOW AND SHARE OUR LOVE?!
ren (a they/them) 🌈🎶
My air sax solo on the Motels “Only the Lonely” will make you fall in love.
Coworkers: I would do anything for lunch
Me: yes! Arby’s!
Coworkers: but I won’t do that