CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model  (they/them)

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 20h ago
Jess👾20h ago

On the Fediverse, reply guys aren't limited to men.

We also have:
mentioNBs and rejoindHers

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 21h ago
Adrianna Tan22h ago

We can learn a few things from frogs

#Frogs #Nature #Science

Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 21h ago
@mycrowgirl It's so tough 🫂
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 21h ago
@hannah ඞ
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
Volpeon 1d ago
AAAAAAAAAAA MONDAY
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
@Ananas @alex Nice sleuthing! Also... vegemite om toast 🤢
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
Show threadAnn Annas1d ago

@alex @catsalad

Nevermind you're right it is Vegemite

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ED7npEJ54sU

The Most Australian World Record Ever!

YouTube
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
Do ants even have toes? 🐜
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
Pippa 🌈Mar 13, 2023
good clouds this arvo 🗻 #富士山
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1d ago
@RobLangford @bagder dang >_>
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Super Danicom3d ago
Box<(Cat, Box<Cat>)>
Show threadDev3d ago
@quephird omg
Show threadTy  3d ago
@quephird [cat + [cat]] as per RFC9402
RFC 9402: Concat Notation

This document defines the Concat notation: a text-based language used to describe pictures and videos whose subject includes cats, containers, and their interactions.

Show threadMx. Aria Stewart3d ago
@quephird the kind that when unwrap()ed, claws instead of panics
Show threadPaul McO'Smith III3d ago
@aredridel @quephird don't look at it! it's recursive and if you keep looking you'll see more and more cats in boxes in boxes with cats in boxes in boxes with cats in boxes, and... <outOfMemoryError> rebooting...
Show threadGeorge Baily3d ago
@quephird this is definitely a CSS lesson
Show threadAmber Or Bust3d ago
@quephird von Neumann’s successor function, if von Neumann got drunk with Schrödinger one night.
Show threadJoe (TBA) 🇺🇸3d ago
@masp Good one. @quephird
Show threadbroodishly3d ago
@quephird new cute set theory has landed
Show threadAmber Or Bust3d ago
@brood @quephird useful for constructing the catural numbers? <ducks>
Show threadbroodishly3d ago
@masp @quephird * clap *
Show threadPalmAndNeedle3d ago
@masp @brood @quephird nice work 
Show threadStéphanie3d ago
@quephird You have found the number 2!
Show threadBracken3d ago
@quephird MATCH (c0:Cat)-[r0:in]->(b0:Box)->[r1:nextTo]->(b1:Box)<-[r2:in]-(c1:Cat) RETURN * LIMIT 1
Show threadPhil Ashby  🍵3d ago
@bracken @quephird I'm in this graph query and I don't like it! 🙃
Show threadToxo773d ago
@quephird #recursion
Show threadAlex Lohr (RIP Natenom)3d ago
@quephird Now feed them a ::<>
Show thread⚡ Hefka le Nekopunk ⚡3d ago

@quephird

func box (int layer) {
if (layer == numberOfBoxes)
return (cat);
else
return (cat + box(layer-1));
};

Show threadГригорий Клюшников3d ago
Box.of(cat1, Box.of(cat2))
Show threadPasquale3d ago
@quephird
cat's version of "inception"
Show threadTimothy Wolodzko3d ago
@quephird that’s some cat in the box with some box holding cat and a none box.
Show threadRichard Levitte3d ago

@quephird The cat in a box with a cat in a box.

I'm sure Dr Zeus could do something with that...

Show threadLastOfThem3d ago
@quephird ✅ your markup is valid
Show threadAheadofthekrauts3d ago
@quephird We need a full coding course with cat examples. 
Show threadThomas TB3d ago
@quephird When Schrödingers cat meets babushka, a cat in a box in a box in a box… Physics has never been so fluffy.
Show threadSteve Holden3d ago
@quephird a box, inside which is a cat and a box, inside which is a cat.
Show threadAllgeier3d ago
@quephird
Ah, a multidimensional array 😍
Show threadPhil Ashby  🍵3d ago
@quephird I see a terrible pun on tail recursion forming!
Show threadDavid Dunphy3d ago
@preciousoso Thanks for sharing, kitties are awesome
Show threadIke2d ago
@quephird Schrodinger didnt account for this possibility.
Show threadMensch, Marina2d ago
@quephird well, Schroedinger, now what?
Show threadErrordynamic2d ago
@quephird Schroedinger would be surprised that both of them are alive.
Show threadUnicornLady1d ago
@quephird
No, I think its
(CatxCat)^2Box