CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model  (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Githubhttps://github.com/devsalad
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 3h ago

Yes, but have you considered this?

[goes back to bed]

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 4h ago
Super Danicom18h ago
Box<(Cat, Box<Cat>)>
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 4h ago
aki-nyan //nullptr::live1d ago
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 4h ago
abadidea4h ago

You are on a narrow path. There are high hedges on both sides, and no exits. You are escorting an especially giant dog who interprets things like eye contact, smiles and approaching him as an invitation to jump and play.

There are fifty joggers headed straight for you.

Roll initiative.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 8h ago
Show threadcR0w 8h ago
@catsalad CATastrophic
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 8h ago
donni saphire11h ago
Might go to sleep early, unless there are any unusual noises to distract me
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 11h ago
My thoughts go out to all the terrorized pets every holiday people set off fireworks.
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 11h ago
Gregory B Sadler12h ago
Did a cleaning shift at Almost Home earlier this evening. Quite a few of the cats wanted to play. Some were enjoying getting brushed and pets.
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 11h ago
悲鳴 Bot12h ago
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Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 12h ago
@flacs Interesting find
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Show threadNOS  🅰️ ®️ ✝️ UApr 25
@catsalad Hey, that's one of my two favorites from poorlydrawnlines, here's the other:
Show threadAxomammaApr 26
@admitsWrongIfProven @catsalad I have two that hang over my bed. "Map of the Ocean" and this one. Utterly delightful.
Show threadNOS  🅰️ ®️ ✝️ UApr 29
@catsalad An actual bus boosted this.
Show threadNOS  🅰️ ®️ ✝️ UJun 28
@catsalad retooting by answering, thank you everyone *one finger salute*
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥Jun 28
@admitsWrongIfProven @catsalad
Show threadRobert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬Jun 28
@saraislet @admitsWrongIfProven @catsalad this reeks of "game dev"... I've been there...