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#ESPN #Director here for the #jokes and #fun and #laughs. You’ll hear about the things my 9yo does/says…and see my #germanshepherds. They’re pretty cool. You can check them out on IG: @pepperpottsgsd and TikTok: catjacquesespn
@nuala decision fatigue is so real. All day I have to make decisions for work…even the most mundane ones. By the time I get home I don’t want to be asked to make a single decision.
Finally passed GO. That's the last time I eat a Monopoly board.
@CCRuns I am new to glasses and I’m here to say it really seems that way.
On the latest episode of Texts with my Mom…

Tis the season to see whether the cat or the toddler destroys the tree first.

#BamsToots

Me: Hadn’t watched Home Alone in 25+ years.
Also me: Watched Home Alone with 9 everyday for the last 4 days.
@Neat_hot clearly he understood the assignment
We excel at selfies
Just told 9 to stop being so extra in case you were wondering how bedtime was going.

[At the gym]

Me: Do you feel the burn?

Friend: yeah! what is that? chlamydia?

Me: what?

Friend: what?