Wish I had the confidence of umami, strolling in as if it’s always been one of the original “tastes” like salty or sweet
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eLeni 
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Be kind, be funny, but ffs stop saying literally. 97.2% jokes
Jimmer Cork-BottleWho’s the crazy one now, I ask, as I return my badger to its Babybjörn carrier.
Ousa MedusaCoffins are for quitters
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️One of my favorite things to do is telling myself I WON'T LET IT GET TO ME and then immediately letting it get to me
And repeating that process forever
Adulthood is equal parts ‘nobody can tell me what to do’ and ‘I wish someone would tell me what to do’
MattyYou can never really own earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time that you had together
MidgeI can type 40 words per minute except when entering a password then it’s like I’m defusing a bomb
Told my kid that his sweater was on backwards. He leaned in close and whispered, “I. Don’t. Care.”
skyme *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
Todd 'Papi' Carlos[blind date]
HER: I'm a big country fan
ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large