Brad

@bk1e
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Everything is going wrong / All my songs are coming true

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A few months ago, editor and book publisher Glenn Fleishman pitched me an idea around my Mister Gotcha cartoon. We launch That One Matt Bors Comic on Kickstarter on May 12. Sign up here for an alert:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/glennf/that-one-matt-bors-comic
Coming soon: That One Matt Bors Comic

A book about how “we should improve society somewhat” conquered the discourse

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ASLR improves security by randomizing your age, sex, and location

Hey #Python library maintainers! 👋 I sometimes see pull requests from well-meaning users about bumping minimum versions of dependencies to "fix security vulnerabilities". Here's a resource you can link to about why this strategy doesn't work in practice:

https://sethmlarson.dev/library-version-specifiers-not-for-vulnerabilities

#python #security #oss #opensource #vulnerability

Library dependency version specifiers aren't for fixing vulnerabilities

Let's say you are the maintainer of a Python library that depends on another Python library like “urllib3”. Because you want to make sure users receive a compatible version of urllib3 you add a ve...

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Microsoft Versus Code

Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/chief-justice-john-roberts-says-justices-are-not-political-actors-rcna343958

Chief Justice John Roberts says justices aren’t ‘political actors’

In remarks at a judicial conference, Roberts bemoaned what he characterized as the American public’s misconceptions about the Supreme Court.

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"There are no more juniors. There was a funeral for their passing in 2024. Nobody came. The machine does what they do now, but cheaper. Of course, juniors weren't valuable for what they produced, they were valuable for who they would become: the senior engineer who knows where the bodies are buried. We optimized for output, and abolished apprenticeship. A few years from now, we'll wonder where all the seniors are. We shot them. Nobody will remember."

https://www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-still-sucks-fqffhyp

Programming Still Sucks. — Writing

Sorry Peter. — I'm at a birthday party, and while most people here also work in tech, there's always a Guy with a Real Job. You know, a physical job, building some or other thing people need. And this Guy always asks some variant of the same question: aren't you worried AI is taking your job? I glance around and see a few faces turning around toward us, rolling their eyes ever so slightly before returning to their previous conversation. Yes, this question again.

working in technology right now is great, the most PT Barnum motherfuckers you ever saw are all like, we have invented a time machine, and now 78% of all discourse is required by law to include endless hours of strokey-beard waffling about the endless political and social and economic implications of time travel and the deep impacts on our whole society and how we all must take time travel very seriously and shovel all our money into the time machine furnaces or we will be stranded in some terribly unfashionable decade with no snacks or friends and we’re all so busy worrying about that we’ve somehow failed to realise that there is no fucking time machine

STOP DOING BUS ENUMERATION

* DEVICES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DISCOVERABLE
* YEARS OF pci BUT NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND
* Wanted to find the addresses of MMIO registers? We had a tool for that it was called "the manual"

LOOK at what computers have been demanding your respect for:

Name (_UID, 0x00)
Method (_STA, 0, NotSerialized){
Return (0x0F)
}

This is REAL AML done by REAL computers.

They have played us for absolute fools.

#programming

Wow, just imagine dropping a 600mm camera lens off at the local thrift store.
"Variety wrote, "'Silver Bullet' is a Stephen King filmette from his scriptette from his novelette which may sell some tickettes but not without regrettes ... the kids have a silver bullet, the only known power that will stop a werewolf. Unfortunately, there's no known power that will stop films like this."[16]" #monsterdon