Mustardon

@bitsnpieces
224 Followers
245 Following
297 Posts
Practicing the suggested art of shutting up.

Taking mediocrity to new levels of meh.

I take pictures and post stupidity. 

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Laura Manach 10h ago
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Path10h ago
Espresso machine, or sexy robot that's ready for love?
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AaronDavid14h ago
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Trunks reclining
#caturdayeveryday
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Show threadHot Dog Water Moccasin1d ago

@billyjoebowers

Ain't gonna find 1 American who either voted pro-Nazi or anti/un/alter-voted, or who abstained, that will accept any judgment except that they were still right, if you just look at it their way. Choking on their teeth they'll still smugly tell you they saved Gaza. Or eggs. Or kids.

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irelephant2d ago
If you run a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you can wirelessly transfer water
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PugJesus2d ago

"Actually, I would really like to see this. Here are the files"

https://lemmy.world/post/32297798

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Show threadJohn K2d ago
@noondlyt
When I think of Highlights I smell the dentist's office.
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Low Quality Facts3d ago
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Shpavver Head Shaver for Bald Men, on sale for 85% off.
Are you bald? Have you ever seen the Matrix and thought "Wow, I wish one of those murderous machines would shave my head"? If you answered yes, then this is the razor for you.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F53HV938/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_MTEVZ27VRM0HX9A7ZW6M?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=aae555d1274f086ee5895f2a8975f341
Show threadBoxOfSnoo3d ago
@lowqualityfacts “I’m forming an attachment for you. It’s in this picture.”
Show threadJoe Fahs3d ago
@lowqualityfacts I have browsed these things before and thought I should buy one, but nothing has compelled me enough to buy one until this post.
Show threadBruce Elrick3d ago
@lowqualityfacts
Biblically-accurate razor.
Show threadCoyoty As Himself3d ago
@virtuous_sloth @lowqualityfacts Your head will be as smooth as a cherubim's bottom.
Show threadBruce Elrick3d ago
@coyoty @lowqualityfacts
LOL!
Show threadStanley Nerdlinger II3d ago
@lowqualityfacts
I used this thing on my pubes and it got tangled. I’m too embarrassed to go to the ER and have it removed. On the plus side though, when I wear pants it looks like I’m really packing. 😉👍
Show threadSuperMoosie2d ago

@lowqualityfacts

Im waiting for the 13 head version.

Show threadAndy Dustman2d ago
@lowqualityfacts Not too many people know "Shpavver" is an ancient Sumerian word for "lawnmower".
Show threadrj2d ago
@lowqualityfacts what in the ꙮ ...
Show threadRealGene ☣️2d ago
@lowqualityfacts
Biblically-accurate electric razor.
Show threadSam Livingston-Gray2d ago
@lowqualityfacts I could not have described that better myself. Reminds me of https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That’s three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.

The Onion