Mustardon

@bitsnpieces
166 Followers
246 Following
153 Posts
Practicing the suggested art of shutting up.

Taking mediocrity to new levels of meh.

I take pictures and post stupidity. 

A calzone is very much like a pill in that it’s basically a capsule and makes me feel better

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

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@HamonWry

Why thank you!

Have you had work done?

Looks amazing...

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You're a pretty as a Jackson Pollack picture.

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You're quiet today. That's not like you.

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That is a creative way to approach the problem.

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"That's not got a bad taste to it."

Direct quote from my grandmother.

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You're just an old soul

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You certainly are unique

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Espresso machine, or sexy robot that's ready for love?
@demandavoider why not both
@NickGates I only use it for its intended purpose, but sometimes I get cheeky and make coffee with it.
@demandavoider
That espresso machine is happy to see somebody.
@Guillotine_Jones it just matches my energy when I'm thinking about lattes.
@demandavoider All espresso machines are sexy in their own way… but this one is admittedly more explicit about it than most!
@demandavoider It looks angry, to me.