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"Can you think of another name for an insect's feelers?"
"They're antennae"
"Oh well, never mind then"
A combination charcuterie and Ouija board
I don't wear gloves all year round, just wintermittently.

50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR TWITTER

You just pin your last tweet, Pete,
Request your archive, Clive,
You don’t need a blue tick, Vic,
Just get yourself free.

Hop on the tusk, Gus,
You don’t need to delete much,
Except your DMs, Jen,
And get yourself free.

Use Debirdify, Di,
Provide some alt tags, Mags,
Add a content warning, Tim,
To post sensitively.

Remember to boost,Ruth,
You don't need to deny truth,
Just drop off the perch,Dirk,
And get yourself free.
#VerseThursday #TwitterMigration #FediTips

@MooseAllain

Peter Bogdanovich told the story of riding an elevator with Alfred Hitchcock. Someone else got on, and Hitchcock pretended he was continuing a story...

"There was blood everywhere; all over his clothes, on the walls, the floor, the ceiling. So I said, 'My God, man, what happened?' Do you know what he said? If I live to be 100, I'll never forget. He said..."

*DING!*

It was the other rider's floor. They hesitantly exited.

PB: "Well?"

AH: "Oh, that is just my elevator story."

Do I dislike orange flavoured liqueurs? On the cointreaury.

Going to try a thing: white guys, please boost!!

Comment here if you're: queer and/or BIPOC and you are interested in talking about #TTRPGs #GameDesign #LARP or #games #art so we can create some discoverability for marginalized folks trying to find community with each other

I'll start! I'm a queer trans nb person who designs and publishes tabletop games and LARPs about gender and queerness. My jam lately has been happy games about queer people finding love and community

#introduction #lgbtq

Disneyland is a mandatory religious duty for Americans that must be carried out at least once in their lifetime by all adults who are physically and financially capable of undertaking the journey, and of supporting their family during their trip from home.
So. This one time. I got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
In the colder seasons I refer to feeding my baby as “refilling my hot water bottle”