@aludni404

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15 Following
119 Posts
Strange AI art person with opinions about everything. Friendly unless provoked. I'm into movies, music, gaming and the occasional scambait.
Age21+
CountryUSA
PronounsShe/Her
WebsiteComing Soon!
Girls don't like boys, girls like saying "oooh big stretch" whenever a dog does a big stretch.
Your ass wont quit, my ass has handed in its two weeks notice
I choose cow
It's #caturday and I don't have a cat. So here's a cartoon cat that started out as an AI render. I turned it into a t-shirt. Enjoy! #dalle #cats #cartoon #headache

My dogs: OMG MOM IS DOING STUFF!! WOOOO!! GET HER!!

Me: (just getting off the couch to go to the bathroom)

Are you happy to see me, or is that a banana? Are you covered in bananas? Are you, in fact, a banana tree and incapable of happiness no matter what?
@SirEviscerate Man, I'm so sorry. Hornet was a sweet little girl.
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Please, spay and neuter your bigots.

Me: I love you

My husband of 25 years: Prove it

#PoW #WhyIsHeLikeThis #Marriage

Saying "I don't need this shit right now" implies some future time when you will need that shit.