Me: did you just call your dad a simp?? I did not raise you to behave like that!

17: I hate to break it to you mom, but you absolutely did

#WhyIsHeLikeThis #MomFail

17: while I’m not proud of the fact that I never burned the house down, I am surprised by it

#WhyIsHeLikeThis #MyBoy #HappyFamilies #Arson

My 17 year old came into my room and asked me if I’m cheating on his father with all the yarn that’s on the bed and I really don’t know if this is a weird story about me or about my son

#knitting #WhyIsHeLikeThis #YarnStash #SABLE

Me: I love you

My husband of 25 years: Prove it

#PoW #WhyIsHeLikeThis #Marriage