Andrew Timmes

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ex-birdsite SRE and unrepentant shitposter

Thinking back to the all-hands AMA with Elon before the purchase was finalized, where someone asked him "what ideas do you have to make Twitter better" and he replied "maybe there's a flag we can add to posts to indicate that they're sarcastic or something".

That was the moment I realized:

"This dude just bought a social media website and doesn't know what /s is.

...we're all fucked."

@brendangregg what's hanging up on your office wall these days?
For pennies a day, you can save a South African child from bankruptcy. Act now, before it’s too late.
An honest-to-goodness captcha I got trying to log into my Amazon Shopping account tonight. us-east-1 is making everyone cranky, it seems.
Yes, Twitter, we’re all aware of who’s fault it is.

When I was growing up, my best friend and I would hang out and host pretend NPR broadcasts. (On our version of Morning Edition, she was Linda Wertheimer, and I was Robert Siegel.)

The chance to be in an episode of This American Life is beyond anything I could have imagined for myself as a kid.

Grateful to @caseynewton for helping me tell this love story for trust and safety. To my friends and colleagues in internet sanitation: I hope I’ve done you proud.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/797/what-i-was-thinking-as-we-were-sinking

What I Was Thinking As We Were Sinking - This American Life

It's funny the things that go through your head during a disaster.

This American Life
Reading through Understanding Software Dynamics and wow, is this phrase applicable to way more than spinning rust seek times. (Or computing in general.)
Anyway feels like a good day to post this one again
The Elon Effect is the Reverse Streisand Effect: if Elon's petty shit-posting tweets are making you more famous, you're probably a hero becoming more beloved by the minute.
Weirdly, Tusky stopped showing replies to other people's toots, even when I would tap and expand them. Switching to fedlilab seems to have fixed the problem.