Andrew Timmes
Dare ObasanjoFor pennies a day, you can save a South African child from bankruptcy. Act now, before it’s too late.
Wogan May@carnage4life Speaking as a South African I'm 100% OK for Elon to go bankrupt.
Zuri@carnage4life You would have to trust that twitter will last a year and can safely take payments.
Ivan Clavijos@carnage4life crystal houses are expensive, you know, so he needs help paying his
Oli@carnage4life why does the “cup of coffee” has a tea bag sticking out of it? If they can’t tell the difference between tea and coffee, they deserve to burn — faster than Starbucks burns their beans.
alchemistmuffin@carnage4life what that original tweet didn’t tell you:
Price is based upon buying coffee at Starbucks or coffee shops.
Cup of coffee is cheaper than Blue per day if you brew it yourself…….
I rather drink coffee instead of paying for a product that crashes so often…..
Adam Demasi@carnage4life Putting aside that somehow the cup is both coffee and tea at the same time, it makes no sense to compare the daily price of a monthly service to a good I buy every day. I’m still spending more money, you’re just showing it to me in a way that’s more convenient to you. You aren’t convincing me I need it as much as I need a coffee in the morning.
Joyographic@carnage4life See, he really is a teabagger
Major Hayden 🤠@carnage4life Okay, you got me with that one. 😂
S. Parkerson@carnage4life Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
Badger AF (he/him) DEMOCRACY@carnage4life I would sooner drink a cup of warm spit than put $.01 into Elon's coffers.
chris actual@carnage4life Throw in a pony and I'm listening
Guillaume Ross@carnage4life @ouaibe also isn’t that a cup of tea
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@carnage4life This is a boring version of The Magic Christian, where Grand Guy Grand consistently spoils the joke. "Now hear this, chaps, we're going to walk across the fens, and when the dogs go on point, I'll shoot at the bird with a machine-gun, and then we'll bring it down with anti-aircraft fire, and roast it with napalm, because I have more money than the rest of you lot and can do what I like. Righty-ho fellows, everyone in their places now, let's get on with it."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Christian_(film)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Christian_(film)
🄯 CarlOS@carnage4life the taste of a cup of coffee is much more pleasant than that of the birdsite's blue ticket.
Kate Earle@carnage4life @DataDrivenMD and that’s why I opted for “The Full Elon” ($8/month) here.
Jason Petersen (he)@carnage4life why does it have beans on the mug but then a teabag label, but then also the label is sort of shaped like a teabag? Did a AI draw this
Jeremy@carnage4life We really need someone to do a commercial for this.
Agora@carnage4life NOPE! Fuck that guy🤬🤬
Scavello@carnage4life for only 23c/day you too can have your voice heard on the town square of democracy where Free Speech* reigns supreme!
*Not actually all that free.
Jan ☕🎼🎹☁️🏋️♂️@carnage4life a cup of coffee/tea will bring you joy. Twitter will bring you despair.
Depends on what you want in life, I guess 😂
HWhy would one put a teabag in a coffee cup?!
Eivind Hjertnes@carnage4life coffee beans on the cup showing something that looks like a tea bag?! 🤨@jmj
Ultraklystron (Karl Olson)@carnage4life hmmm... I'd rather keep the pennies.
@carnage4life also, really wondering where they're getting their cup of coffee numbers from. It's too cheap for even gas station coffee let alone a cafe, but way more expensive than cheap drip at home.
Joe
lakelady@carnage4life who puts a tea bag in their coffee?