I do not need any more games.

Right?

And that, as they say, is that.

Another week of on-call done. Exhausted. Still got handover tomorrow, but now I can try to unf*ck my sleep patterns again.

Look at the state of this dumbass. First shot is me bringing him back from the vet after he escaped and we got a “come and pick up your dog” call.

The second is him wanting to go for a walk, while I’m trying to fix the latch on the damned gate. #DogsOfMastodon

There's no way to actually *change* my username on Mastodon, is there?

I just have to create a new account on here, redirect, refollow everyone, and lose all of my toots?