Ugh, these new Twitter refugees are ruining the place for long-standing community members like me who have been here for ten days.
@smotus I was like that when I lived in Prague. "I've been here since AUGUST 1990, AND IT'S ALREADY 1991 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU."
@smotus They'll settle in, don't worry. :)

@mrgeneration @smotus Honestly, we're nice people! Really!

Mostly. 😉

@smotus Hey! I had an account in 2017 but I have zero clue how to access it.
@smotus Man now I feel real bad since I have only been here for like 2 days 😂

@kmjreade

Give it another 8 days, then swap in a "Get Off My Lawn" header pic 🤣

@smotus

@smotus Ugh I just got here and it’s already gentrifying!!1one
@smotus Ahhh. Old Stock Mastodon I see.
@smotus
AHAHAHAH! I feel your pain!!
@smotus Wow some of got here two weeks ago. Freaking n00b.
@smotus hey pal, some of us created accounts here in 2018 and never used them
@smotus feels like a great case study in how a pile of people with a specific set of norms shift them in the face of a system with somewhat different rules and networks. Hope the web scholars are watching!
@smotus Are you suggesting we should form a party for mastodon nationalists?
@smotus I made my first account in July 2021 and I'm mad that all these uncultured newbies are driving the property value down, don't they know this is an exclusive club
@smotus Right ! I've been here for 11 days ! I can't believe how this place changed.
@smotus stand in line! I was here two weeks ago :P

@smotus Literal LOL.

We shoulda slammed the door shut last week.

@smotus maybe there should be some kind of initiation ceremony
@spinal @smotus No they might tar and feather us
@3wombats @smotus some kind of bird related humiliation is definitely in order
@smotus sir you owe me a coke and a new keyboard 🤣
I just got here. I'm already nervous.
@smotus try me. I’ve been here for 11!

@smotus

Ultimately, aren't we all just MySpace refugees?

Also, anyone know what Tom is up to these days?

@Lefty_Left_Left @smotus I would say that some of us think of the AOL chat rooms as our first social media platform.
@smotus make way for me. Been here 17 days now. I turn off the lights here in the night.
@smotus HAHAHAHAHA! Best line I’ve seen all week.