I propose this as the new #Mastodon slogan:
"Mastodon -- the social media network run by cats, not by billionaires!"
How about this:
1. At age 10, all boys have their vas deferens severed.
2. After age 25, the vasectomy can be reversed if a woman agrees to have a child with him.
3. After the birth, he has another vasectomy.
Too extreme? Fine, then fuck off with your laws about women’s bodies.
In your account settings, tick "Block direct messages from people you don't follow" to keep spam out.
edit to add: No one said you must do this. Reply-guying with your feelings about this tip has me feeling you enjoy bothering people with unsolicited DMs.
As holiday fundraising campaigns continue, remember that the #SalvationArmy is fundamentally an evangelical anti-LGBTQ organization that campaigns against equal rights while pushing its religious agenda.
Donate elsewhere.
Refs (stance on LGBTQIA):
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_Army#Stance_on_LGBT_issues