Tim McTuffty

@Tim_McTuffty@beige.party
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An itinerant squirrel poet, aka @MAJ1

New to the whole word smithing thing so don’t be too harsh.

Write as the muse hits me in the face, so output will probably be irregular, but I want to explore a world of art n poetry that has previously eluded me so will be boosting along those lines.

Boosting is the algorithm here, so if you like my stuff please get it out there 🙏

https://justmytoots.com/@Tim_Mctuffty@beige.party

Follow BacksI will follow back if you have a profile written up & or an introduction 😁
Memory CapacityI have the memory capacity of a several giga bites - ie I remember where all the food is but bugger all else !

Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 609 , Saturday 28/06/2025

Saturday started early with the alarm getting me up at just before 7am.

Another quiet day.

Had takeaway for tea - fried chicken - which accompanied the movie ‘The Gentlemen’ which was not too bad at all - nice sting in the tail as with many Guy Ritchie films!

Final Thoughts.

We’re due to have a very hot spell again - we will be out early (ish) in the morning cherry picking before the heat builds - if everything goes to plan!

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

@actuallyautistic
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

@Tim_McTuffty @DoubleTreble @actuallyautistic Saw this lil' guy on the way to the shops and stopped to say hello. He says to pass on his regards to you :-)

For people who read or rely on alt text:
- Do you get the same effect reading alt text from a comment below an image as you do reading the alt text from the image itself?
- Do you even get to comments below images without alt text or do you just skip that post entirely?
- Are there other added challenges or barriers to this scenario?

Please boost for reach.
Thanks.

#Accessibility
#AltText

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel (@MAJ1@beige.party)

Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Saturday has, much like Ford Prefect once did, demanded entry, collapsed on the sofa & demanded coffee! Making the most of the cool weather this morning, we start building to another heat wave this afternoon apparently! No real plans for the day - we shall see what the day brings! Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 @weirdfolks@a.gup.pe #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 608 , Friday 27/06/2025

Friday has been a quiet day.

This morning was grey & in appealing but the sun ash come out this evening & it’s really quite nice now.

Friday night is pizza night so I had a chicken & sweetcorn calzone … or most of one, left-overs for lunch tomorrow!

Final Thoughts.

Had a mega fight with the Night City police today, trying for a trophy - I survived & then discovered the trophy is for the DLC (Phantom Liberty) & you have to become most wanted in ‘Dog Town’ !

Story of my life, it’s always the little details that trip one up!

I have discovered a tunnel into Dog town, I keep finding messages from Dog Town’s bosses berating their staff for not guarding it well enough! 😆

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

@actuallyautistic
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel (@MAJ1@beige.party)

Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! It’s a great & overcast start to Friday here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire with the promise of brighter weather later & a high of 24ºC Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 @weirdfolks@a.gup.pe #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 607 , Thursday 26/06/2025

Thursday started when the alarm dragged me from the arms of Morpheus at 06:45 this morning.

The weather has been changeable today but quite warm & has ended really rather sunny.

A quiet day, I’ve not been able to shake the washed up feeling & have been really tired.

Had fish cakes & salad for tea - not bad at all!

Final Thoughts.

One day I’ll manage to pull myself out of this deep lethargy I hope.

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

@actuallyautistic
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel (@MAJ1@beige.party)

Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Good morning & welcome to Sqwerl News! Here is the weather for Thursday: there will be sharp showers of bläh followed by longer spells of bläh with periods of bläh in between. If anyone needs me I’ll be in a the editing suite attempting to OD on chocolate. Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 @weirdfolks@a.gup.pe #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 606 , Wednesday 25/06/2025

Wednesday started just before the alarm went off.

Breakfast & chores started the morning off then I went wild & poddled off to the surplus shop for a much needed change in diet.

Got some various things for our evening meals & also some treats - because I can resist anything but temptation!

Did us scrambled egg with ham bits thrown in for lunch - rally quite tasty!

So I wonder if any of my ND Peeps recognise this:
I tend to react badly to little things - things being out of place, things not done properly, things ignored. Nothing ever life altering - maybe a cup being put back on the wrong shelf, time & time again.
It frustrates me, & then I feel that it is too trivial to mention so it gets squashed in with all the other frustrations until I go bang.

Hit the PS5 this afternoon, well the baddies in Night City aren’t going to pacify themselves!

Made us a salad to go with the smoked salmon I got when I went shopping!

Final Thoughts.

It was nice to get out of the house, tracking down bargains is something I enjoy although it gets a bit frustrating when the hyper focus kicks in & I’ve been around the store at least 3 times before I’m convinced I’ve tracked down all the deals I can!

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

@actuallyautistic
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

Edit: corrected the day of the week because my brain is currently on holiday somewhere it seems!

Cuckoo bees are named after cuckoo birds — not because the two look or sound alike, but because they act alike: Both animals engage in the trickery known as brood parasitism, whereby they get other parents to raise their offspring.

✍️ Sarah Milligan writes at bioGraphic (with a beautiful close-up photo by Andy Sands).
https://www.biographic.com/machiavellian-mothering/

Machiavellian Mothering - bioGraphic

These solitary bees rely on deceit to provide for their offspring.

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