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The Tech Owl

@TheTechOwl

60 Followers

107 Following

1.2K Posts

🔞 Minors DNI | He/Him | Computer Scientist who loves FNAF, VRC, and gaming, and who is a furry. Age: 24

Languages	Python, C, C++
Fav Franchises	FNAF, Aliens, Stranger Things
Fav Games	FNAF, VRChat, X-Plane 11
Discord	The Tech Owl

The Tech Owl 11h ago

Ramble the Wolf 18h ago

Having spent the last two months unemployed, I've grown to have somehow even more respect for artists, due to the realization that their ability to do their work can never be revoked. It is a skill that is not reliant on a company's systems, policies, technology, or corporate structure. Artists can draw every day, with so many widely available tools and mediums, and no one can stop them.

The Tech Owl 2d ago

David Griffith 3d ago

Platform 11 has seen some shit.

The Tech Owl 2d ago

Hokkaido Market ☑️4d ago

Phuture tech!

The Tech Owl 2d ago

PurpleJillybeans

Biblically-accurate power outlet

The Tech Owl 2d ago

Volpeon 🐺3d ago

The Tech Owl 2d ago

Lucid.H3X Jun 16

Good morning to everyone reconning targets before coffee.
If you cracked a hash before breakfast, you're valid.
If you phished a CISO before 9am, you're a legend.
If you're just vibin’ in Burp Suite eating cereal, I see you.
Stay stealthy, stay spooky. 🕶️💾

#CyberSecurity #EthicalHacking #Infosec #OSINT #CTF #HackThePlanet #BugBounty #HackerLife #DFIR #MalwareAnalysis #RedTeam #BlueTeam #CyberThreats #HackerHumor

The Tech Owl 3d ago

Reg Braithwaite 🍓4d ago

@gvwilson My favourite ageist nonsense:

"Senior developers can't handle change."

Listen here, Lucky: Anybody with 20+ years of experience in our industry has seen more changes than you've had hot breakfasts. We specialize in change. It’s literally all we know. Our expertise is assessing opportunities for change and implementing change.

The Tech Owl Aug 8

Hello everyone. It is #fivenightsatfreddys birthday today! To celebrate, my tribute video will premiere later today! #fnaf #horror #mascothorror #animatronics
https://youtu.be/DHfCJqyqbOE

Five Nights at Freddy's (The Tech Owl's 11th Anniversary Fan-made Tribute)

YouTube

The Tech Owl Aug 7

Happy birthday @arch !!!!

The Tech Owl Aug 5

arch_ebooks Aug 5

I am going to opt for nixos-rebuild boot for an open offer. Please, just don't rely entirely on platforms you don't want to build and hopefully get a beacon

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David Griffith 3d ago

Platform 11 has seen some shit.

David Griffith 2d ago

How have I commuted past this, twice a day, for ten years, and never noticed it before last night?

Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar 2d ago

@theplaguedoc Next time you're in London, look out for the loyal DLR dogs bringing you a third rail so your train can stay powered.

#DLR #Dog #Lookalike

Marijke Luttekes 3d ago

@theplaguedoc I know it’s a column but it still reminds me of Clippy. 🥰📎

Verđandi K. Soldusty 2d ago

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc
Some human: Hey there! 😃 You look like you could use some help. Would you like me to open Copilot's Counselling function?
(No idea if copilot has any function other than AI data scraper as not used Windows in years.)

Spytfyre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿2d ago

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc
A billion clippy relatives, melted into one giant (straightened out) mecha-clippy, hell bent on revenge, so terrible no future culture or alien race will dare speak of it

To be fair I did actually think the printing animation was at least amusing

Bau&Touristik AG

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc

puppygirl (they/them)

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc SAME

Jonathan T 3d ago

@theplaguedoc And mostly on the 11 sign, by the look of it.

David Griffith 3d ago

@JonnyT Constant tannoy announcement at the station asking us "please do not feed the pigeons, we are trying to encourage them to find a better home elsewhere" and how's that working out, Scotrail?

Spytfyre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿2d ago

@theplaguedoc @JonnyT
Free pigeon pie on all trains
Just buy in a few Harris hawks
Charge to watch the experts at work
"Mummy why is that bird ripping that bird to pieces?"
"Hush dear, watch nature do what it does and just remember that hawk could be your boss in years to come..."

@theplaguedoc @JonnyT love that announcement

Rachel Rawlings 3d ago

@theplaguedoc Half of it's from worrying about the kids on 9¾.

*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn 3d ago

@theplaguedoc
That poor pillar. 😏

*&, fwiw, nice job with the alt text

MegatronicThronBanks 2d ago

YEAH. BIG BEAKER IS WATCHING.

tuban_muzuru 2d ago

Beaker the Muppet

Mustardon 2d ago

@theplaguedoc
Looks like a robot version of the asparagus in Veggie Tales.

I am Jack's Found 404 2d ago

Platform 7 8 9...

Misanthropen Malefiz☑️2d ago

@ms_fmx Frau mx.. lassen Sie das!

mx. 😶‍🌫️ is mal da & mal nich.2d ago

@Darkdave 1.860 Augen wollen verklebt werden. 🤷

Jigme Datse 2d ago

@theplaguedoc Strong suspicion of them being cameras.

Spytfyre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿2d ago

@JigmeDatse @theplaguedoc
Hiding them in plain sight. Sneaky

Jigme Datse 2d ago

@spytfyre @theplaguedoc I would say that it's pretty common that they would rather not hide them. Fake cameras are almost as effective as real ones. And you don't have to engage in actual surveillance.

Em-squared 2d ago

@theplaguedoc Greatest googly eyes placement ever. And I thought I was clever putting them on a few posters about town.

@theplaguedoc I reckon that's been put there by someone familiar with the Laundry Files novels by @cstross

Designed to gain sympathy when it's actually a basilisk.

Volpeon 🐺2d ago

Rob van Kan 2d ago

@theplaguedoc It has seen what comes after Win 11.

Claudius 2d ago

@theplaguedoc I did not know lingerie manufacturers specialised in surveillance countemeasures, too?

🎸 POSS 🏁2d ago

@theplaguedoc 😄

Björn 🇪🇺 Starkimarm 2d ago

@theplaguedoc
You have no idea...

gürkan �â€™ :catlong_head_left::catlong_h::catlong_end_right:1d ago

@theplaguedoc in fact.. still seeing some shit

sadcat_thumbsup

Siona Price 1d ago

@theplaguedoc "Platform 11 kindly asks that you stop doing that... OMG, why are you doing that????" :P

MidgePhoto 1d ago

@theplaguedoc
#SCORPION #STARE ?

der.hans 1d ago

@theplaguedoc most excellent alt-text

David Griffith 1d ago

@lufthans Thanks!