Firecracker Lizzy πŸ’£πŸ’₯

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Crocs enthusiast, music lover & professional napper

I boost a lot. If this upsets you, don't follow me or hide my boosts in your settings.

#twittermigration #jokes #puns

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@shutupmac you're welcome 😊
That 70s' Show Fez sings I ran

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@beaveinflow hoping that's a euphemism lol 😏

Me: wow, I’m so ready for sleep

The bone in my toe: wow, I’m so itchy and ready to keep you up all night

My wife often accuses me of not making romantic gestures anymore, but this morning, while backing out of the driveway, I had a perfect opportunity to run her over and chose not to. I can’t help feeling that sometimes she just doesn't notice the little things.
Happy Monday!
I think it's about time for a break from social media.
*takes a nap
My favorite hobby is wasting time.
For those about to nap, we salute you.
I never really appreciated counting crows in the 90s, but now I’m out there every morning with my pencil & notepad.