A bright blue dot in purple suburbia. When in doubt, assume sarcasm. 🇺🇸
I was told that no Liberal was a big enough asshole to go around and call himself a Stable Genius. I decided that I wanted to be the asshole I wanted to see in the world.
Donald Trump will release his Iran plan in two weeks along with this health care and infrastructure plans. He will hold the press conference at the border near the wall Mexico paid for.
Clinton, Obama and Biden aren't asking me for advice but I'd be advising them to claim that they did talk to Trump about Iran and he "had tears in his eyes" and said "Sir, Sir, Sir, what should I be doing about Iran?"
Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.
#USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #PoliticalSatire https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
Everything is going according to lack of plan.
If only the President had access to experts who could give him advice before he acted.
Not that anyone is asking me, but the obvious question is "will you be working on more green energy programs in the future?"
Just to see what happens.
If there is going to be a talking filibuster over the save act, the Dems need to read Epstein files that mention Trump into the record for the entire time.
Speculation about Trump being compromised should list all the things we already know about him. Fraud, sexual assault, Epstein, being wrong about everything.
Someone should ask Trump "If you've already won, why does anyone need to police the Strait of Hormuz? "
#USPolitics #Iran https://apnews.com/article/iran-iraq-us-trump-march-15-2026-9bbed3c906146844be08fdfd02595754
Governments are responding with caution after U.S. President Donald Trump asked countries including China and Britain to send warships to help protect vessels in the Strait of Hormuz off Iran. Global oil prices have soared as one-fifth of the world's supply normally transits the strait. Iran's foreign minister says the strait is open to all but the U.S. and its allies and that some countries have already approached Tehran for help in getting safe passage for their vessels. Abbas Araghchi also rejects the idea of talking with the U.S. about finding a way to end the war.
Turns out that NATO is good and useful. Who could have guessed, other than everyone in the US military that wasn't a fox news host.
