A bright blue dot in purple suburbia. When in doubt, assume sarcasm. 🇺🇸
I was told that no Liberal was a big enough asshole to go around and call himself a Stable Genius. I decided that I wanted to be the asshole I wanted to see in the world.
If only the President had access to experts who could give him advice before he acted.
Not that anyone is asking me, but the obvious question is "will you be working on more green energy programs in the future?"
Just to see what happens.
Turns out that NATO is good and useful. Who could have guessed, other than everyone in the US military that wasn't a fox news host.
Republicans think free speech is when the administration gets to lie, no is allowed to fact check or criticize and everyone is forced to listen and repeat.
Republicans think free speech is when the president gets to lie, no is allowed to fact check and everyone is forced to listen and repeat.
Nothing says "alpha male with a warrior ethos" like a fruit basket stand.
And then Sydney Sweeney said, "you're the most handsome boy in the world, of course I'll go to prom with you."
The End.
After evicting a mysterious old woman, Donald Trump found himself cursed to forever live out his own tweets.
