Does Mitch McConnell have a family? Does anyone love him enough to talk with him about... the finite nature of life. The preciousness of hours, minutes seconds?
How from dust we all have come and to dust we shall all return?
He could be petting some kittens. Listening to the sound of a child's laugh-- Dude really wants to die in front of us holding a pen mid-way through signing a bill that forces orphans to work in coal mines or something.
Justice Elena Kagan must be rolling her eyes so hard right now. She once told her friends not to send her free bagels and lox because she'd have to report the gift.
Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas is a one-man pay-to-play shop for billionaires with private jets and luxury vacas.
Why did he buy twitter?
Software? Nope, immediately downgraded that.
People? Nope, immediately fired most employees.
Brand? Nope, killed that entirely.
Profit? Bahahahaha...
How does he expect product loyalty if the product no longer exists?
People worry about Biden getting to 80. But I want to talk about Trump's 74.
As in felony counts. 74 felony counts, and more to come.
Ayn Rand: selfishness is a virtue.
Millions of Americans: YES! Wowβ this is so much easier than what mommy taught us
Make it happen you useless turds. #senate
A bipartisan group of 12 U.S. senators on Thursday <a href="https://www.rickscott.senate.gov/services/files/FFC75E24-A6AB-47E9-813B-6DA0E45B72D8" target="_blank">reintroduced legislation</a> that would make daylight saving time permanent, nearly a year after the Senate voted unanimously to end clock switching.