Andrew Nadeau

@AndrewNadeau
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Comedian, writer, producer of Spitfire comedy and writer for Mediocre Heroes comic.
The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
[after leaving willy wonka’s factory]
me:
wife:
me:
wife:
me:
wife: lot of deaths for a to—
me: a LOT of deaths for a tour!