Pronuncing empanada like canada
Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji
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Fish: *exist*
Fishmongers: I have absolutely got to mong this
"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.
Rads[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
Roxi Horror 💀🌸I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this