I broke my finger last week...

On the other hand I’m OK.

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The new Star Wars trailer looks phenomenal!

#puns #starwars #jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

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My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.

I can't do that. I can't quit cold Turkey.

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What would happen if a piano fell on you?

You’d b-flat.

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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

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My brother’s daughter calls me ankle,

I call her my knees.

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