I broke my finger last week...
On the other hand I’m OK.
#puns #jokes
The new Star Wars trailer looks phenomenal!
#puns #starwars #jokes
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
#puns #funny
My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.
I can't do that. I can't quit cold Turkey.
What would happen if a piano fell on you?
You’d b-flat.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
#puns
Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ?
Because you can’t C in the dark.
My brother’s daughter calls me ankle,
I call her my knees.
I just figured out why Teslas are soexpensive.
It's because they charge a lot.
