“I wanted the blue checkmark on LinkedIn. The one that says “this person is real.” In a sea of fake recruiters, bot accounts, and AI-generated headshots, it seemed like a smart thing to do.

So I tapped “verify.” I scanned my passport. I took a selfie. Three minutes later — done. Badge acquired. I felt a tiny dopamine hit of legitimacy.

Then I did what apparently nobody does. I went and read the privacy policy and terms of service.

Not LinkedIn’s. The other company’s”

https://thelocalstack.eu/posts/linkedin-identity-verification-privacy/

i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago

Never touch the terminals.

Please don't. Cause of failure.

This may be the cause.

It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time.

It is not possible.

I dunno guys I think it'd actually be better to make an RSS-first browser than an AI browser

RSS was good tech and it worked well, that's why google tried their hardest to kill it

it was never gonna take off with the general public because of the godawful name but for computers nerds like us it was perfect

and hell it's been long enough since google reader that you could legit hype it up as a new technology that's gonna improve everything about the way you use the net. The tech blogs would laugh about it but nobody reads those anyway except computers nerds

Firefox pls think of a better name for RSS and then make it front and centre of your browser, kthx