Maximilian here; I'm sorry to report that Karen has been critically injured in a prolonged firefight last night with Smucker's Agents outside the HQ. She is holding on atm but it's not looking good. At least 7 other comrades have been injured and we're requesting boosts for medical supplies so we can tend to them. The supply of rifles dropped in allowed us to drive away the Smuckers agents for now but they'll be back. Pls Boost and send help if you can #Coffeepals #Coffee #SmuckersScum #Help
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@Alisca hello there, in an effort to reach out to all those #coffee heads out there we're looking for volunteers to balloon ammunition to our beleagured comrades in ohio in order to carry on the battle against Smuckers Scum.
Are you ready to stand up for #women today? Do your part comrade; send us ammunition and pls boost because honestly we can only hold out so long. #solidarity #coffeepals #socialism #wow #heartbreaking
Update from Maximilian here: still no supplies; pls boost this or former toot as those in Ohio who were sending supplies before neglected to send us enough ammunition; and it grieves me to report that Karen has passed from her injuries along with two other comrades in the absence of better medical supplies. I have no other good news to report other than we are still holding the line and refuse to give an inch to the Smuckers Dogs. #solidarity #RememberKaren #sendhelp #wow #socialism #coffee
@[email protected] well family can be crucial in holding the line against tyrants and capitalists. i speak for the rest of our #coffeefans committee in expressing gratitude that our labor supplied you with energy and a zesty sibling relationship #wow #humbled
@[email protected] we at folgers want to take a moment to make extremely clear that all parties responsible for this atrocity that were NOT from Smuckers HQ died in fighting over a week ago and are therefor burning in hell. #justice #wow #coffee
Maximilian here; I'm sorry to report that Karen has been critically injured in a prolonged firefight last night with Smucker's Agents outside the HQ. She is holding on atm but it's not looking good. At least 7 other comrades have been injured and we're requesting boosts for medical supplies so we can tend to them. The supply of rifles dropped in allowed us to drive away the Smuckers agents for now but they'll be back. Pls Boost and send help if you can #Coffeepals #Coffee #SmuckersScum #Help
karen here; very tired pls pls send balloon. anything to knock out speakers and lights. they have been playing a les baxter album on loop for over 24 hours straight and we're all beginning to get agitated enough that committee cohesion is breaking down. pls be coffe pals nad boost to get word out that we need long range rifles or weaponry asap #coffee #tired #wow #guns #coffeefans
karen here; very tired pls pls send balloon. anything to knock out speakers and lights. they have been playing a les baxter album on loop for over 24 hours straight and we're all beginning to get agitated enough that committee cohesion is breaking down. pls be coffe pals nad boost to get word out that we need long range rifles or weaponry asap #coffee #tired #wow #guns #coffeefans
Karen here: I must be brief my coffee comrades; over the last 24 hours Smucker Agents have become increasingly belligerent with the negotiations. They have begun setting up large audio platforms to play loud music to disrupt our sleep schedules and keep us on edge. We're putting out a call again this time for long range high precision firearms; we know our #CoffeeFans in the ohio area are packing so please send help via Balloon so we can counter these measures #Coffee #Revolution #Solidarity
Karen here: I must be brief my coffee comrades; over the last 24 hours Smucker Agents have become increasingly belligerent with the negotiations. They have begun setting up large audio platforms to play loud music to disrupt our sleep schedules and keep us on edge. We're putting out a call again this time for long range high precision firearms; we know our #CoffeeFans in the ohio area are packing so please send help via Balloon so we can counter these measures #Coffee #Revolution #Solidarity