Folgers Coffee@[email protected] well family can be crucial in holding the line against tyrants and capitalists. i speak for the rest of our #coffeefans committee in expressing gratitude that our labor supplied you with energy and a zesty sibling relationship #wow #humbled
karen here; very tired pls pls send balloon. anything to knock out speakers and lights. they have been playing a les baxter album on loop for over 24 hours straight and we're all beginning to get agitated enough that committee cohesion is breaking down. pls be coffe pals nad boost to get word out that we need long range rifles or weaponry asap #coffee #tired #wow #guns #coffeefans
Karen here: I must be brief my coffee comrades; over the last 24 hours Smucker Agents have become increasingly belligerent with the negotiations. They have begun setting up large audio platforms to play loud music to disrupt our sleep schedules and keep us on edge. We're putting out a call again this time for long range high precision firearms; we know our #CoffeeFans in the ohio area are packing so please send help via Balloon so we can counter these measures #Coffee #Revolution #Solidarity
Update for our Coffee Fans:
Karen from HR again - the handful of boosts on our food post paid off - someone was able to use a weather balloon to float a basket of MREs to the roof so we're all good here on food for at least a couple of months. We've managed some improvised weapons which has allowed us to hold the barricades . It's a good thing we have - honestly - a criminal amount of delicious folger's coffee to keep our guard rotations frosty #Coffee #Wow #Revolution #Grateful #Coffeefans