Update from Maximilian here: still no supplies; pls boost this or former toot as those in Ohio who were sending supplies before neglected to send us enough ammunition; and it grieves me to report that Karen has passed from her injuries along with two other comrades in the absence of better medical supplies. I have no other good news to report other than we are still holding the line and refuse to give an inch to the Smuckers Dogs. #solidarity #RememberKaren #sendhelp #wow #socialism #coffee

Maximilian here; I'm sorry to report that Karen has been critically injured in a prolonged firefight last night with Smucker's Agents outside the HQ. She is holding on atm but it's not looking good. At least 7 other comrades have been injured and we're requesting boosts for medical supplies so we can tend to them. The supply of rifles dropped in allowed us to drive away the Smuckers agents for now but they'll be back. Pls Boost and send help if you can #Coffeepals #Coffee #SmuckersScum #Help

karen here; very tired pls pls send balloon. anything to knock out speakers and lights. they have been playing a les baxter album on loop for over 24 hours straight and we're all beginning to get agitated enough that committee cohesion is breaking down. pls be coffe pals nad boost to get word out that we need long range rifles or weaponry asap #coffee #tired #wow #guns #coffeefans

Karen here: I must be brief my coffee comrades; over the last 24 hours Smucker Agents have become increasingly belligerent with the negotiations. They have begun setting up large audio platforms to play loud music to disrupt our sleep schedules and keep us on edge. We're putting out a call again this time for long range high precision firearms; we know our #CoffeeFans in the ohio area are packing so please send help via Balloon so we can counter these measures #Coffee #Revolution #Solidarity

Karen again: sorry if that got a bit serious - we're almost entirely running on two hours of sleep and a pot of coffee each! Teamwork! Anyway we're officially putting out a call to not buy Folgers until Smuckers caves to our demands :
a) Folgers becomes fully democratized - and that every man woman and child in America gets monthly allotment of delicious Folgers Coffee. Buying Folgers while we shed blood is to cross the picket-line! Stand with us Comrades! #CoffeeHeads #Coffee #Wow #Solidarity

Sarah from Accounting: Karen's dealing with committee business (already conflict over resource allocation) just wanted to speak to my husband Ted and our little ones; I know you're worried, but I need you to understand we're fighting for something huge. A few days ago I had no idea what socialism was but this morning I was sewing a hammer and sickle onto our new flag and i started crying because i understand why it's important that everyone have access to our coffee #Blessed #Coffee #Socialism