Ariadne

@MinPinManor@ohai.social
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I wonder if the Vision Pro's EyeSight feature will work at night. If so my favorite new activity will be walking into the pitch black bedroom with only my glowing eyes visible to terrify your partner
All these dipshit NFT evangelists are losing a ton of money because their predatory scam is collapsing, and I absolutely love it. Peak schadenfreude.

@theory @_ @gruber @BasicAppleGuy

Wild that we all have some combo of the first three

@oscarjiminy @Gte @christianselig

I’m glad you’re taking the word of Huffman, a known and proven chronic liar, at face value.

@joeygibson “we’re willing to work with you if you do exactly what we say and ask for nothing. Anything more is you being unreasonable and evil”

Modern GOP negotiating tactics

@matthubble

The last few years have proven that social media CEO’s feel like they’re doing their customers a *favor* by providing a platform that sells them as a product to advertisers.

Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram. All of them have made the experience hostile and then attacked customers that complained

@T41 @paul he’s also a pathological liar who continues to tell the same lie about the Apollo guy even after the guy put out the tapes showing how wrong he was.

If Huffman told me it was sunny outside, I would get an umbrella.

@parkermolloy love that my very existence is a “divisive issue”

@paul they might dunk on you

I’ve dropped off laptops and had them make fun of me for how old they are

Still, better than other alternatives

@DonnaLanclos @Popehat they’ve actually removed that!! Now it just mentions the discords name
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I wonder if the Vision Pro's EyeSight feature will work at night. If so my favorite new activity will be walking into the pitch black bedroom with only my glowing eyes visible to terrify your partner
@christianselig I'm hoping for night vision using Lidar/IR 🤣
@christianselig Is that tim cook
@atom no I don't think so
@christianselig @atom I definitely think that’s Tim  and why are you going to terrify my partner?
@christianselig Why are you sneaking around my house terrifying my partner in the dark? Lol
@christianselig one step closer to the ridiculous face-illuminating helmets from every sci-fi thing.
@christianselig Could make for a half-decent mid-budget horror film (the budget is mostly for the Visions Pro)
@christianselig Finally, we can be like cartoon characters with their white eyes glowing at night
@christianselig As long as your partner is armed, there is nothing to fear. 😅
@christianselig we finally get to pay back cats for spooking us at night
@christianselig My wife is going to hate you for giving me this idea!

@christianselig Christian.

no.

Stop it

@b3ll it's too late adam
@christianselig no it isn’t. I’m reporting you to the RCMP
@christianselig From the world of Têtes à claques.
@christianselig you can gouge out your eyes, but you can’t gouge out your mind’s eye
@christianselig someone should test it. can't be me though.
@christianselig but will you be able to see where you're going? Is there some night-vision feature I've yet to hear about?
@christianselig make sure to say “I’m the Leprechaun” when they see you