“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”

How fuckin’ explicit does Trump have to be? He is calling for a nuclear strike. — Seek his removal immediately!

Trump keeps pressuring Europe to enter his war with Iran.

Instead of taking the call, I advise all European Prime Ministers to replace their voice mail greeting with Billy Joel singing, “We didn’t start the fire!”

1. Trump launches a war against Iran.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.

If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.

Went to a Chick-fil-A at 3AM. Banged on the door until the owner showed up. Demanded they let me and four random men with cameras inside so I can bathe in the Ranch dressing. They called the police on me.

Clearly this is evidence of widespread Christian fraud and abuse.

The notion of a broken clock being sometimes right is based on a gross misunderstanding of what information is.

A clock that always shows the same time is never right, even in the moments of the day when the time happens to be what it shows, because you don't gain any information about what time it is by looking at the clock.

This reasoning also applies to chatbots. If you can't tell whether what you have been given is useful information unless you alreay know the information, then you haven't been given useful information.