@AndytheCorsair thanks for reminding me that I had this account.
Writer of Stories You Haven't Read
Husband & Father
Cat logic:
*piteous starving meow*
"I can't feed you if you are on me."
*piteous starving meow*
"Seriously, I can't get up.
*piteous starving meow*
"Standing on my bladder isn't helping."
*piteous starving meow*
"Standing on my boobs isn't any better."
*piteous starving meow*
"Beating my face with your tail? Also not conducive to you getting fed."
*piteous starving meow*