Cat logic:

*piteous starving meow*

"I can't feed you if you are on me."

*piteous starving meow*

"Seriously, I can't get up.

*piteous starving meow*

"Standing on my bladder isn't helping."

*piteous starving meow*

"Standing on my boobs isn't any better."

*piteous starving meow*

"Beating my face with your tail? Also not conducive to you getting fed."

*piteous starving meow*