With the big hype around the Bricks and Minifigs scandal, it's important that we set one point completely clear.

The name is LEGO. There's no S. The individual pieces are either Lego pieces, or Lego bricks. *NOT* Legos.

Take the S of the end of Lego, and put it back in the end of maths where it belongs.

Usually today is new guest blog day, but instead you're getting a guest blog from... me. The 'me' that exists when I'm not being a sex blogger.

Here's a very long and incredibly meandering blog post about my recent Big Bike Trip - the route, the kit, some tips, accommodation, costs and a selection of my favourite cycle paths.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/how-to-cycle-london-to-budapest/

Patreons! Bonus #AudioPorn that I recorded because I'm ill and bored and want attention. It's part 2 of the #Anal hook piece I read you in the monthly update.

If you like anal hooks, brutal sex and utter degradation come have a listen and then give me the attention I so desperately crave.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-anal-hook-159734962

The perfect first kiss is not the one that happens because we’re both tipsy and time is getting on so we should seal the deal now before we get any drunker. The perfect first kiss is the one you make me yearn for.

Pulse for.

Whimper for.

(this time last year)
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kissing-at-the-speed-of-consent/

"I shifted my body closer toward him while releasing the feigned sigh of a woman in deep sleep that I’d long ago learned to master."

Stunning #AudioPorn from June '23 written and read by @carolynaluna 😍 https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/those-games-we-play-sleep-sex/

This one time a man made me gyūdon.

And he told me it was ‘nothing’, but it wasn’t.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/he-saw-you/ From this time in '24

"Anticipation does very fun things to a body..."

Stunning #AudioPorn from June '23 by @robyneatseverything ❤️ https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/switch-my-turn/