"A pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense."
Cishet white male. Recovering graphic designer. Will eat anything except cloves. Never knowingly shagged a Tory.
Can recite Tam O'Shanter if necessary. Not often necessary.
Trans rights are human rights.
Likes:Poetry, focused invective, mid-century design, post-apocalyptic fiction. Food.
Dislikes:lists of likes.
May contain adult content.
The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.
Header picture: the beach at Spey Bay, Scotland.
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Inside leg | 31" |
While I'm here, not one but TWO Patreon updates today:
The monthly round-up, with some porn about a recent fuck where I came harder than I ever have round someone's dick: https://www.patreon.com/posts/courage-is-is-154154921
And for $10-and-up ppl: an old post + story about an anal hook https://www.patreon.com/posts/handfuls-and-154160834
Shame is what embarrassment becomes if you give it enough food and water.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/embarrassed-talk-about-sex/
NEW blog: someone asked me an interesting question - "do you ever get embarrassed?" and I had a lot of fun exploring the answer.
I don't think it's very common, but I do have one post from 2023 with 1.4K boosts. I did not expect it to resonate with so many people but I'm happy it did (for more awareness, not for popularity reasons)
> I believe that talking about sex without shame is not only a positive thing, it is actually a moral good. In a society where we weren’t ashamed of sex it would be a morally neutral act, but given that sex has been steeped in stigma for centuries, right now I’m going to say it’s outright good.
@girlonthenet knocks it out the park again.
(Obvs, her blogpost contains sexual references.)
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/embarrassed-talk-about-sex/
"All he can think about is holding up this pretty girl, how red her cunt is around the cock, how sore she must be getting."
#ICYMI stunning new guest #erotica by Clara Dunn... https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/want-him-see-you-come/
Lovense, who sponsor my site, have a spring sale on at the mo. Perfect time to try getting fucked with words if you're into #AudioPorn: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense-osci-fuck-you-with-words/
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