"A pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense."
Cishet white male. Recovering graphic designer. Will eat anything except cloves. Never knowingly shagged a Tory.
Can recite Tam O'Shanter if necessary. Not often necessary.
Trans rights are human rights.
Likes:Poetry, focused invective, mid-century design, post-apocalyptic fiction. Food.
Dislikes:lists of likes.
May contain adult content.
The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.
Header picture: the beach at Spey Bay, Scotland.
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Inside leg | 31" |
"In the same way that a technological achievement is built on decades of iteration, it was a decade of us being together and learning things that let us make those in-the-moment choices that felt so good."
BRILLIANT guest blog from this time in '25, by @diffractie https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/best-sex-of-our-lives/
Every now and then I run out of blog ideas so I retreat into my comfort zone of just talking in loads of detail about how much I love sucking dick.
NEW blog. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/5-different-types-blow-job/
what do you mean #elonmusk did a #nazi salute on live tv at the #unitedstates presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
"Our relationship has changed a lot over the 15 years we’ve known each other. But he likes to remind me I’m still his."
NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM.
“Fuck’s sake,” he sighs, pulling his cock from his pants. “Let’s get on with it then. Face down ass up.”
This time in '23 I shared one of my darker wank fantasies with you. Behold the fuck bunker...
#AudioPorn #kink https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/post-apocalypse-relief-duty/
Bitches are ‘nasty’. Bitches are ‘cold’. Bitches put their own needs above the needs of those who choose to treat them like shit.
Well… sign me up!
"My cunt responds in a way I’ve never known with anyone else. My head does too."
#ICYMI this week's beautiful #kinky new guest blog by LM...
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul-is-yours/
I used to describe my job as 'yanking my heart out through my cunt and smearing it onto the internet'.
This time last year: a smear of my heart.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-trust-you/
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-trust-you/
Girl on the Net
Luigi. 🇵🇸 🇮🇷 🇻🇪 🏴
Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt
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