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"A pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense."

Cishet white male. Recovering graphic designer. Will eat anything except cloves. Never knowingly shagged a Tory.

Can recite Tam O'Shanter if necessary. Not often necessary.

Trans rights are human rights.

Likes:Poetry, focused invective, mid-century design, post-apocalyptic fiction. Food.
Dislikes:lists of likes.

May contain adult content.

The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.

Header picture: the beach at Spey Bay, Scotland.

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Inside leg31"

Email your MP - Israel's Death Penalty

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‘Changing a city is complicated’: Anne Hidalgo looks back on 12 years as Paris mayor
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/28/changing-a-city-is-complicated-anne-hidalgo-looks-back-on-12-years-as-paris-mayor
Political veteran says she faced ‘French misogyny and machismo’ while making Paris greener and more peaceful
‘Changing a city is complicated’: Anne Hidalgo looks back on 12 years as Paris mayor

Political veteran says she faced ‘French misogyny and machismo’ while making Paris greener and more peaceful

The Guardian

I couldn't think of a better place where to take a portrait with my new, awesome @Mastodon t-shirt that reads: "I write #AltText" : the Louvre Museum, in front of the painting "The Battle of David and Goliath" by Daniele da Volterra.

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And may I share an ambitious goal with you?

I want to start advocating for the Louvre Museum to join the Fediverse (they're currently on all Big Tech social platforms only). Let's see what I can do 🤗

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Cool sidewalk art my sister just texted me from the Chehalis Western rail trail in WA State.
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This time last year, I fucked my Big Ex. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/man-knows-how-to-fuck-me/

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