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"A pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense."

Cishet white male. Recovering graphic designer. Will eat anything except cloves. Never knowingly shagged a Tory.

Can recite Tam O'Shanter if necessary. Not often necessary.

Trans rights are human rights.

Likes:Poetry, focused invective, mid-century design, post-apocalyptic fiction. Food.
Dislikes:lists of likes.

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The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.

Header picture: the beach at Spey Bay, Scotland.

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Top of five rise looking beautiful tonight. #LeedsLiverpoolCanal #canal #Bingley #Yorkshire
Congratulations to whoever put this banner up. 10 out of ten.
@girlonthenet I thought this might interest you. It’s in my favourite pub, Fanny’s in Saltaire. It’s lost its impact a little over the years as the collage part has faded but it’s always been - and still is - a talking point. It’s a strange piece of work but I find it quite beautiful.
Big up to Northern for including signing on their information screens. Next, let’s make every railway station, platform and train fully accessible to everyone, no matter what level of ability. #train #accessibility #SignLanguage
The spring is sprunging, the rhu is barbing. Still bloody freezing though. #spring #allotment #rhubarb
Just finished How High We Go in the Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu, a dreamlike, unsettling and life-affirming exploration of what it means to be human, framed through the lens of a mysterious viral pandemic. Mix in immortal beings, interstellar travel and a talking pig and you have a heady mix that will stay with you for a long time. #Scifi #reading #CharityShopFinds
I’ve just rewatched the Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail and honestly it is the best explanation of how capitalist shysters fuck us all over time and again. It should be mandatory viewing in every classroom in every school in the world. #TheSimpsons #capitalism #monorail
Just saw this advertised on Ali Express. It's a smart chest care massager. I'm not sure why it has a setting that sets your nipples on fire - I’m obviously not au fait with current hi-tech underwear trends. #AliExpress #bra #weird
Stayed in the Tower Hotel in London recently and the water pressure in the bathroom was insane! Filled the bath in just under 30 seconds. It took longer to empty than it did to fill. #London #TowerHotel #WaterPressure #bath
I bought this lamp at auction a few years ago, it was made by an English company called Metek in the 40s or 50s. It’s a travelling lamp, it has a spring clip in the base to clamp it onto a desk,or bedside table, and as you can see it folds up. The peeling paint was becoming a bit of a nuisance so I cleaned it up and resprayed it and I’m very pleased. I decided not to hammer all the dents out as I wanted to keep a bit of its history on show. #Metek #retro #lighting