BeTheCookieA list of things you gotta know:
1. when to hold ‘em
2. when to fold ‘em
3. when to walk away
4. when to run
A list of things you oughta know:
1. that I'm here, to remind you of the mess you left when you went away
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Grinning Cat 
@nobodysfool @toonces @alanthwaits Great minds… I’ve also been telling friends (and strangers online) about Justine Haupt’s open-source Rotary Un-Smartphone Kit!
“A cellPHONE. You know… for making CALLS.”
With physical mic disconnect and power switches, a visible mechanical bell, two speed-dial buttons, a contact list on a text file on a microSD card, editable on any computer, etc. And yes, you can receive texts. An e-paper display shows contacts and texts.
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊And by bad poetry, I mean worse than the Vogons. We're talking Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings levels of bad
Humanist Trek PodcastDr. Mae Jemison, MD, the first black woman in space and first actual astronaut to appear on a Star Trek show, one of the very few people on this planet of whom two pictures can be posted depicting them doing their job on a spaceship with entirely different contexts.
#StarTrek #BlackHistoryMonth
#StarTrek #BlackHistoryMonth
@ThunderousProphet It’s ok, just do what everyone else does and wait until oh-dark thirty and call the fire department anyway. We love that! /s
Dropped Miketeacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
InfoSecSherpame: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander
petting zoo employee: put the goose down
bacon popsicle 🎈me: *signs off all work emails to coworkers with ‘any questions, feel free to call me’*
also me: *the phone rings* WHOEVER THE FUCK THIS IS BETTER BE DYING!
Julie moved to @Moving out of Ohio to keep my #TransKid safe and my current employer won't let me take my hybrid job full remote, despite the reason.
Anyone got any full remote #CyberSecurity jobs open? I'm a blue teamer with experience in incident response, endpoint protection, email security, and SIEM engineering. Can probably settle in to #ThreatHunting or #ThreatIntel pretty quickly too!
[Edit 2/19/23: I got a job! Fully remote, and they know I'm moving to a different time zone. Better title and a significant raise! Thanks to the DOZENS of people who responded with tips and leads.]
[Edit 7/10/23: We've relocated to Oregon and are getting settled into a lovely Portland suburb with more pride flags than cars. Cheers to a new life!]